What could happen when A guy lay's A women down on an bed and pumps her full of his cum
Craig : So are you still fuckin Kiersten after work?
Chad : Yeah but we always use protection!
Kiertsten : Hey Chad your condom broke again last night so I'm most likely Pregnant!
Chad : God Damn't
Craig : Oh Nice!
Chad : Fuck You Craig!
by SlopNChop March 15, 2017
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A synonym, in all but one case, for "not virgin."

The condition of PMSing for nine months.
Acolyte: Father, I'm pregnant.
Priest: Holy Shit.
by Theologian August 23, 2008
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When a guy fills a girl up with his semen and a new life is created
Kiersten : Guess what Jake I'm Pregnant!
Jake : God Damn how did this happen we use condoms?
Kiersten : Well if your big dick would quit busting them maybe they would have worked!
Jake : Well that is true I do have a big dick!
Kiersten : So should we get married now or wait till after I have the baby?
Jake: Oh man do I have to take responsibility too!
Kiersten : Hey your dick got us into this mess I am not supporting this baby alone!
Jake : Thanks a lot you stupid dick! (Wack)
Kiersten : Did you just spank your dick?
Jake : Yeah cause it was bad!
by SlopNChop December 13, 2017
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when a boy and a girl have sex together
girl'' lets go in the room and touch each other

boy'' sure thing babe

girl'' Babe im pregnant
by myles lover June 16, 2016
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What occurs after a guy fills a pussy up with his cum and it swims into her eggs to create a new life
Kiersten : Wow Jake came so much last night my pussy felt just like a broken faucet!
Kaylee : Well congratulations your I'm sure Pregnant!
Kiersten : Yeah right I use ton's of birth control no way I'm Pregnant!
Kaylee : Well with that much cum birth control is not 100% safe.
Steve : Hey Kaylee my dicks full of cum here have some! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kaylee : God damn't you fuckin asshole !
Kiersten : Hey Kaylee that's a lot of cum your most likely Pregnant!
Kaylee : Shut The Fuck Up!
by SlopNChop February 18, 2018
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The result of sinning againt WAITING UNTIL AFTER MARRIAGE YOU HOBOS!
This virgin Mary is pregnant because she is not a virgin or married.
by virginjoseph August 17, 2017
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