Pratfo 

Medical slang for Patient Reassured And Told To Fuck Off. Usually used when a patient comes into the ER hysterical with no real reason behind it.

Dr. Noseyfuck - What was wrong with that psycho?
Dr. Busybitch - Nothing, I had to give her the pratfo.

Pratfo by Busybitch April 25, 2010

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv 

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

Platform Pirate 

One who against all medical advice and common sense decides to not just lift weights at the gym, but instead decides to lift ALL of them. Platform pirates are often spotted on the platform with red faces, bulging neck veins and a general sense of pissed-off-ness not just at the impossibility of lifting the weight, but of the world.

Person A: Hey Schmicky! Look over there, that f***er is making away with all our weights like a drunken sailor making off with wenches.
Person B: That's not a sailor, that's a f***ing Platform Pirate! Don't f*** with him, he's on a mission!

Platform Pirate by jjboseck June 8, 2011

Bermuda Platform

An undersea platform containing the island of Bermuda which is similar to the Grand Bahamas Bank, Cay Sal Bank, and Bahariterra Bank

We're robbing the Bermuda Platform of it's coral.

Bermuda Platform by Island Brooio May 20, 2022

Platform 9&3/4 

The state of being high. Also more commonly known as the platform you run to in order to get on the train to Hogwarts.

Man I toked two blunts and now I'm chillin on Platform 9&3/4.

Platform 9&3/4 by The Army Brat February 20, 2011

pratfaller 

1. Someone who intentionally falls for the purpose of comedy.
2. Someone who intentionally falls in want of attention.

1. Famed pratfaller Chevy Chase was hilarious on the original Saturday Night Live.
2. Joyce is a habitual pratfaller because she demands to be at the center of attention at all times. It's really very sad.

pratfaller by improviduto July 21, 2005

platforms 

extremly high heels usually worn by strippers and porn stars. possibly the sexiest invention ever.

I covered her with baby oil, and all she had on was a pair of black platforms!

platforms by the pretender October 21, 2003