A genre of electronic dance music that stems from combining the reverse bass kick from Hardstyle music, and is often characterized by piano riffs, synthetic stabs and spacey effects, and pitched up vocals, similar to Happy Hardcore. Typically has a stomping beat and is played at around 170bpm.
A - "hey mate, are you coming to the rave tonight?"
B - "what style of music are they playing?"
A - "they are playing some banging powerstomp all night long..."
Mark Gormley's signature move as seen in all his videos. Just attempting to describe the Gormley Powerstance would cause a normal human to degenerate into a babbling idiot... mind blown by the unspeakable intense-ness of it. I will not attempt it. Please heed the following warning...
WARNING
Those foolish enough to attempt to mimic the Powerstance are usually afflicted with severe injury and intense chronic pain for the rest of their lives.
Dude! Did you see what happened to Jeremy when he tried to do the Powerstance? His fucking leg snapped like a twig man!
To engorge one's self in a copious amount of highly processed frozen and/or fast foods, quicklyfollowed by a massive intake of alcohol and a puff of crack to top it off.
a wanking technique used only by experienced wankers. the user of this technique stands, with feet shoulder-width apart, bent slightly over, and dual-hands his piece.
experienced wanker: yo bitch, don't be looking at my powerstaff.
inexperienced wanker: sorry dude, but the sheer greatness of your technique mesmerises me.
When someone, who is a powerlifter, Defecates. Often resulting in a clogged toilet due to the sheer amount of fecal matter they release due to constantly being in a state of caloric surplus.
Hey Bob, don't go in the washroom man. I think Jack just took one of his Massive Powerlifter Shits again and flooded the entire bathroom after attempting to flush.
Fat hairy white guy who shaves his head and grows a goatee while binging on McDonalds and listening to heavy metal music but can put up massive weight in the squat, bench press, and deadlift.
Said lifts are done with the smallest range of motion possible while wearing suits with hydraulics.
Said McDonalds is offset by anabolic steroids which build a massive amount of muscle. You just can't see it though because all that muscle is behind a layer of fat because powerlifters weigh 308+ pounds.
Nonetheless, powerlifters are strong as hell and could kick your ass.
Skinny guy: Look at that fat powerlifter benching with a 2 inch range of motion.
Skinny guy's Friend: He could still kick your ass and rape you until you love him though.