power thirst 

electrolytes, power lights, more lights than

YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR

you'll be so fast; Mother Nature will be like

SLOOOOOW DOOOOWN

and you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick her in the face with your

ENERGY LEGS

Give Power Thirst to your babies and they'll be good at SPORTS make your babies run ABNORMALLY FAST they'll run as fast as KENYANS people will watch them running and think they're KENYANS they'll race as fast as KENYANS that means actual KENYANS then it'll be a tie and they'll be deported back to

KENYAAAAAA

power thirst by shihmastawan January 29, 2008

power thirst 

An extreme energy drink with such side effects as glowing sweat, bear-blasting, and hump-catting. Its the ultimate thirst quencher. Comes in such flavors as manana, fizz bitch, gun, woman, and doves. It fills you with perposterous amounts of testosterone! PERPOSTERONE! You will be good at EVERYTHING FOREVER!!!! you will be good at running!, football!, Arsin!, Weddings!, and....ART! Power Thirst is crystal meth in a can, its crystal meth in a can. POWER THRIIST IS CRYSTAL METH!!

warning: it may contain Anna Kournikova .

I forgot to buy glow sticks for that rave party...good thing i had power thirst and got glowing sweat!

power thirst by Hobitses December 9, 2007

Power Thirsty Hoe (PTH) 

Someone in power who cares more about themselves and climbing the corporate ladder rather than the good of the people.

"Can you believe Justin used corporate funds to host a dinner party for just himself and his frat bros?"
"Wow, what a power thirsty hoe (PTH) :/"

Power Thirsty Hoe (PTH) by Manali January 5, 2017

powerthirst 

Energy drink for people that need gratuitous amounts of energy!
SPORTS you'll be good at them!!
RARRRRRRR!!
With all new flavors like SHOCKLATE!! Chocolate energy!! Its like adding chocolate to an ELECTRICAL STORM!!
If you like Strawberry...How about RAWBERRY!!!
Made with lightning!! REAL LIGHTNING!!!!!!
You'll have energy running all the time!!
Power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power spawning babies!!! You will have soo many babies! 400 babies!!!! Then you feed Shocklate to your babies and they'll become good at SPORTS!!
And they'll run ABNORMALLY FAST!
They'll compete against Kenyans, they'll run as fast as Kenyans, they'll run past people that think they're Kenyans, then there'll be a tie and they'll be deported back to KENYA!!!
You'll be moving soo fast mother nature will be like SlOw DoWn! And you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!!!
Be smart don't gamble on your energy.
SNAKE EYES!!!

Holy Shit!! Ive got PowerThirst!!
MENERGY!!!!

powerthirst by Andrew Da SIlva July 29, 2007

Powerthirst 

See crystal meth.

It's like crystal meth in a can!
It's crystal meth in a can!
POWERTHIRST IS CRYSTAL METH!

Warning: may contain Anna Kournikova.

Powerthirst by Scintilla October 12, 2008

powerthirst 

It's like crystal meth in a can
It's crystal meth in a can

Powerthirst is crystal meth.

powerthirst by Barefoot Yoshi January 2, 2008

POWERTHIRST 

The ultimate energy drink! Gives you so much energy, man power and speed! You'll be so fast mother nature will be like... "S-L-O-W D-O-W-N" and you'll be like "FUCK YOU" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!

"Man, I'm racing in the olympics against some kenyans tomorrow, better drink some powerthirst so I can kick their asses"

POWERTHIRST by 69winkies January 15, 2008