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pot-bellied spider monkey 

being unusually agile or quick for an overweight person.
my kid knocked her sippy cup off the table and my pot-bellied spider monkey of a wife caught it before it hit the ground.

Pot Bellied Pig 

A severely overweight woman on whose belly one ejeculates on rather than inside her vagina.
I was afraid of knocking up that fat bitch so I made her a pot bellied pig instead.

Pot Bellied Cunt

When a woman is so fat, her crotch area looks like a second belly. Resembling a pot belly of a pig.
Dude, look at that lady. She has the biggest Pot Bellied Cunt I've ever seen!!

pot bellied smokerface

One who spends their free time smoking cigarettes all day and playing cards.
Also could be "damn" pot bellied smokerface.
All you do is entertain guests all night, sit around and do nothing but play cards. Damn pot bellied smokerface!

Pot Bellie

When you are receiving a hand shandy and eating a meat ball marinara sandwich at the same time
Damn dawg, that hooker from last night gave me the best Pot Bellie and I got marinara sauce all over my new khakis!
Pot Bellie by Big Ole D December 13, 2012

potbellied 

A skinny fat person, who's belly is big and round.
Shut up Marc Rose you potbellied prick.
potbellied by Dr Sean Allen May 10, 2016