positivitist

Describes an overly positive person who is always amazing to be around.

She is such a positivitist i love her omg!!!

by starbucks😻 March 19, 2022

Positivitytrain

the only form of transportation needed when at all time stoke

Yo did you see Daquan on the positivitytrain yesterday? Yeah man, he was stoked for sure.

by robertrbower March 25, 2019

Alcohol Positivist

Someone who loves the taste of alcoholic beverages.

He's not a drunk, he's an Alcohol Positivist!

by The Great Zambino March 19, 2017

Positivitinues

JoshJepson

"Josh is a family guy! Duhnyehduhneduhnyeh. positivitinues..."
"What word did you just say? Positivitinues?"

by datboiboiboi September 22, 2018

Positivist Moralism

A form of moralism emerging from positivist philosophy—the view that only scientific knowledge is genuine knowledge—where those who rely on other ways of knowing are treated as morally deficient. The positivist moralist insists that science is the only path to truth, and those who walk other paths are not just mistaken but irresponsible, lazy, or irrational. Knowledge gained through tradition, experience, intuition, or revelation is not just different but illegitimate, and those who claim such knowledge are not just wrong but blameworthy. Positivist moralism transforms a philosophical position about the nature of knowledge into a weapon for judging persons, using "unscientific" as a term of moral condemnation rather than descriptive classification.

Example: "He dismissed her grandmother's healing knowledge as 'unscientific'—not just different, but morally suspect. Positivist Moralism: using a theory of knowledge as a tool for character assassination."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 14, 2026

Positivist Puritanism

A purity culture within communities committed to positivist views of knowledge—the belief that only scientific knowledge is genuine—where adherence to this principle becomes a test of virtue. Positivist puritanism demands that true members reject all non-scientific knowledge claims absolutely, never acknowledge value in other ways of knowing, never entertain questions that can't be scientifically answered. Members are judged by the purity of their commitment to science as the sole path to truth, and any deviation—any interest in philosophy, any respect for tradition, any acknowledgment of experiential knowledge—becomes grounds for exclusion. The result is a community that claims to value evidence and reason while being utterly closed to evidence about the limitations of science or the value of other approaches.

Example: "He was expelled from the group for suggesting that maybe poetry could tell us something science couldn't—Positivist Puritanism, where any deviation from scientism is heresy."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 14, 2026

positivitize

(verb)

UK /ˌpɒz.əˈtɪv.ə.taɪz/
US /ˌpɑ .zəˈtɪv.ə.t̬aɪz/

1. To energize positively.
2. To transmute something (negative) into positive.
3. To think or act with a positive attitude.
4. To elevate or energize with positivity.
5. To create a positive result.
6. Gen Z Positivitymaxxing.

Despite the hatred from the spectators and poor sportsmanship from his opponents, Vinicius Jr ⚽7️⃣🥅 absolutely positivitized every single half-chance he got on the ball, scoring a hat trick of goals in the second half to help his team overcome a two-goal deficit and clench the trophy at the final whistle – to dazzling effect for teammate, opponent and spectator alike.

by @vesh1986 December 23, 2024