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Positional Chubby 

Getting an often unwanted erection simply because of the way you're sitting or positioned. Too much blood flowing to the wrong place and always at the wrong time.
"I was sleeping when the teacher called me to the front of the class. When I woke up I was pitching a pretty big tent and there was no way I could hide it."

"Sounds to me like you got a positional chubby...God I hate those."
Positional Chubby by ArchangelDuma December 12, 2008

positional amnesia 

The frustrating state of mind when you walk into another room and can't remember why you are there.
After walking from the kitchen to the bedroom, you say to yourself:

"Now why am I looking in this closet again?", then "Positional amnesia strikes me once again!"
positional amnesia by Barking Frog December 1, 2013

positional variety 

versatility in the way something can be placed, which can be applied to almost anything

a.k.a. having many different ways to position something
"step your game up. rock that hat with some positional variety"

"on a scale of 1 - 10, i'd give him a 9.9 in positional variety. we was all over the place!"
positional variety by torpedoheat October 8, 2007

positionality 

A fake word that Stanley L. Lloyd made up.
"Hey Pat, what is your positionality on this issue?" - Stanley

"Positionality is not a word..." - Patrick

(Stanley begins crying)
positionality by pReimherr February 4, 2009

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