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portland fit 

When someone is mostly in good shape but has a pot belly. Named for the tendency of residents of Portland, OR to have lifestyles including both physical activity and epicureanism.
Every day Bill rides 30 miles on his bike, does 100 pushups, and then puts back 3 microbrews with dinner, he's pretty Portland Fit.

"No honey, you're not fat, you're Portland Fit"
portland fit by mayhem consultant December 10, 2013
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Portlandite

Drugged up ass sniffen Californian that claims there from Oregon.
You stupid Portlandite, wishing you were born in Oregon when you were born in California.
Portlandite by Sagebrush Boy December 25, 2025