70's porno mustache 

When s man's pubes were huge and unshaven like in old porn

Tim's bush was so big he had a 70's porno mustache

70's porno mustache by Gold barz July 26, 2016

That's Porno! 

1. Synonym for "That's awesome", "That's cool", "That's tight"
2. Porno can also define a person ( that's what she said haha ): "You're porno" -> "You are very cool"

Person A: Daaaaaaamn that car is sick!
Person B: Yeah, that's porno!

OR

Person A: Last night was crazy!
Person B: Damn you're right, that party was porno!

That's Porno! by From Germany April 17, 2008

That's a porno 

An alternative for "that's what she said".

Lady: I didn't expect it to go off in my hands.
Guy: That's a porno.

That's a porno by calvinke November 4, 2010

JoJo's Bizarre Porno 

Used when referring to the pilot of the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure being posted on PornHub (no longer available as of 2020)

"damn, whoever made jojo's bizarre porno is a pogchamp"

JoJo's Bizarre Porno by Suburban Middle School Kid December 14, 2020

porno shoes 

similar to fuck me boots, porno shoes are shoes that women wear, typically worn by women in porno flicks. They're usually high-heeled stiletto shoes, or slutty looking platform shoes, or a hybrid of both. Said shoes can be worn anywhere, and can be compounded with short skirts or tight pants/shorts to further convey the 'i want some' signal.

- don't wear those porno shoes to church, all the old ladies are gonna be whispering about you behind your back.

- damn, look at those shoes she has on. Total porno shoes.

porno shoes by Tengu May 23, 2007

Porno Slow 

When one individual views numerous amounts of pornography on a Personal Computer that so much spyware has been obtained, causing the computer to run drastically slower than optimum performance.

Ever since my brother used my laptop, my computer has been running porno slow.

Porno Slow by DCwhiteman August 21, 2011

porno 'stache 

noun, the appearance of a mustache that looks vaguely like a dead ferret sitting above the upper lip, reminiscent of a 70's porn star

i could never seriously date him, i mean, come on... the guy has a wicked porno 'stache. he looks like he's the next guy on to catch a predator.

porno 'stache by minka kelly June 21, 2008