pornloader

noun - the layman's word for a computer with an internet connection. Appropriate only when describing a computer used duting an internet experience, because porn is all there really is on the `net

"I didn't get any work done today because I spent 3 hours staring at my pornloader!"

by Syphillis_Diller May 20, 2005

pornyonder

Bastardisation of the Telewest broadband service BlueYonder when bought specifically for the quicker access to porn and naked women.

You got your pornyonder yet mate?

by Lockdown June 15, 2004

Porkaloader

A girl or woman of size who likes to drink, and is very permiscuous , as in “next”... synonymous with “fun to be with “ or just plain old “fat chick”

After 11 teen beers that porkaloader doesn’t look so bad..

by Davedale July 14, 2019

pornloading

1) Downloading pornography from a newsgroup, kazaa, etc.


2) Viewing pornographic materials on a computer, whether previously-downloaded or from a website

John's mom caught him with his boxers down while he was pornloading last night.

by Richard Goodness March 12, 2004

pornloading

also known as: pornlooie' which is the act of downloading porn from the internet, such as pics, movies or drawings for one purpose, helping the imagination while making love to ya hand.

hey nerd what you doin? Yeah im kinda Pornloading at the moment.

by kukel June 9, 2003

preloader

preload; preloader; preloading

An interminably long prelude to something which you hope will be worth the wait.

Refers to the graph, timer or numerical display which indicates the time left before a website is fully loaded or is ready to begin displaying.

This guy's preload sucks. I wish he'd just get to the point.

by J. Proudfoot August 2, 2003