porncrastination

much like procrastination except you are busy looking through porn

Matt: did you do your english homework
Kevin: nope, that porncrastination can really get a guy off task.
Matt: haha what a DUMBASS! you DUMBASS
kevin: ...darn you porncrastination and your alluring pictures...

by Chilly Willy February 15, 2006

Porncrastinate

1. Delaying doing something until the very last second because you are busy looking at porn. 2. Delaying doing something until it's too late to complete because you are busy looking at porn.

Howard was supposed to leave for work early not porncrastinate on his computer until he was fired for being late.

by Intercaust July 5, 2014

Porncrastinating

To waste time on the internets viewing porn.

Sorry, I gotta get back to my job at the SEC. I've been porncrastinating all day.

by SHAKAKIELY July 9, 2010

Porncrastination

Knowing you have porn to watch before your laptop runs out of power, but you can't leave a particularly interesting conversation or thread.

1) I was talking to this chick when I noticed I only had 7% juice left, damn porncrastination made me almost forget to masturbate!

2) As I was porncrastinating a very nice POV video I suddenly remembered I hadn't added porncrastination to UrbanDictionary yet, so I porncrastinated some more.

by KIRF October 21, 2011

Porncrastination

When you log on to your device intending to get some work done but have a crafty wank instead.

Me: How's the project going Tim?
Tim: Slowly for some reason.
Me: Too much porncrastination} so Tim

or
Me: Have you a creak in your neck John?
John: Yeah, I was doing homework but ended up porncrastinating, and now I can't turn around.

by Noutsidea June 10, 2018