Porken

to have sex.

Ewww dude Jimmy Connor is porken that fat chick gross.

by Piggs Porken August 13, 2012

Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.

Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

piggy porker

This is one who frequently has sex with the unattractive or promiscuous.

Ben Dover was a great piggy porker who would do it with anything breathing.

by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016

Porkersnapper

An element/ object that is difficult to find or touch. People around the world have gone on quests to find it, but always fail.

Man, if only we had ourselves the porkersnapper, all of the answers in life would be ours.

I can't find a job anywhere; it's like looking for the porkersnapper!

by Terri Makichut October 9, 2019

pokenutnovemeber

Variant of no nut November you roll a random number generator between 1 and 893 and whatever number u get look up the Pokémon and that’s what u have to jerk off too

I participate in pokenutnovemeber

by Itscoolbcimhere November 2, 2020

Pig porker

A pig porker is one who has sex with unattractive partners.

Juan was so horny he decided to become a pig porker for the night!

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Pittsburgh Porker

An extremely difficult sexual maneuver involving two men and one woman (preferably easy to lift). To execute this daring move the men must position themselves on either side of the girl sitting "doggy style" and enter their peni into the mouth and the vaginal orifices. After this has been accomplished both of the men stand up, lift the girl up whilst their cocks are still in their respective places and rotate the girl like a pig roasting over a fire.

John: "Zach and Jay Pittsburgh porker 'ed some hoe last night."
Bill: "No way, that's intense."
John: "Yeah man."

by Colby maddog Smith April 4, 2008