porch punch

Porch Punch: A fermented malt beverage that jigaboos drink while sitting on their sofas on the front porch watching traffic instead of working.

"Look at that lazy fat nigger drinking his porch punch".

porch punch by exterminator September 9, 2003

pooch punch 

When a dog takes a run and then jumps up and bounces off of you

The little shih Tzu pooch punched me

pooch punch by KatZ55 July 16, 2021