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pope on a rope 

Pope on a rope is a Swedish delicacy. It is a chocolate coated cookie Pope dangled on a hemp rope. Some protestants blindfold their children before hitting them over the head with it repeatedly until they eat it. This is often considered a rite of passage and is often a beautiful ceremony with sacrificial ducks.
It has also evolved into a slang term for illicit stimulants or hallucinogens. I mean DRUGS.
Goshdarnit, Lars! eat your POPE ON A ROPE before the sacrificial torch has burned out. I feel it is necessary to add here that although this ceremony does take place in many areas of the world, not everyone finds beauty and virtue in this ceremony. and there are some who even go so far as to decide that all "pope on a rope" ceremonies should be banned. I think this is a travesty, people should be allowed to eat small cookies of religious figures that they dislike.
pope on a rope by Sillat Eroom January 1, 2006
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pope on a rope 

A Pope that has or is in the process of being martyred by means of hanging by the neck with a noosed rope. Compare Christ on a stick.
Back in the first few centuries of Papacy many times you saw a pope on a rope.

Pope on a Rope 

a sex move where you tie someone to the bottom of the top bunk on a bunk bed in a pose similar to a crucifixion, than tie your legs to theirs and do pull ups into their vagina/asshole.
"bro i hit that bitch with the pope on a rope maneuver last night, and god damn that hits different."
Pope on a Rope by Robo gahndi January 24, 2020

pope soap on a rope 

the best damn soap on earth
made of washing the scrotum
damn that pope soap on a rope gave me a hella rash
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