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pope on a rope 

Pope on a rope is a Swedish delicacy. It is a chocolate coated cookie Pope dangled on a hemp rope. Some protestants blindfold their children before hitting them over the head with it repeatedly until they eat it. This is often considered a rite of passage and is often a beautiful ceremony with sacrificial ducks.
It has also evolved into a slang term for illicit stimulants or hallucinogens. I mean DRUGS.
Goshdarnit, Lars! eat your POPE ON A ROPE before the sacrificial torch has burned out. I feel it is necessary to add here that although this ceremony does take place in many areas of the world, not everyone finds beauty and virtue in this ceremony. and there are some who even go so far as to decide that all "pope on a rope" ceremonies should be banned. I think this is a travesty, people should be allowed to eat small cookies of religious figures that they dislike.
pope on a rope by Sillat Eroom January 1, 2006
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pope on a rope 

A Pope that has or is in the process of being martyred by means of hanging by the neck with a noosed rope. Compare Christ on a stick.
Back in the first few centuries of Papacy many times you saw a pope on a rope.

Pope on a Rope 

a sex move where you tie someone to the bottom of the top bunk on a bunk bed in a pose similar to a crucifixion, than tie your legs to theirs and do pull ups into their vagina/asshole.
"bro i hit that bitch with the pope on a rope maneuver last night, and god damn that hits different."
Pope on a Rope by Robo gahndi January 24, 2020

pope soap on a rope 

the best damn soap on earth
made of washing the scrotum
damn that pope soap on a rope gave me a hella rash

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026