Pooter

A portmanteau of "poop" and "cooter" used to describe a male's g-spot.

I dropped my load off in his pooter and then he dropped two loads off in the toilet.

by knutjuice March 30, 2021

Pooter

A cat by the channel Brewstew who was accidentally traded out for a lookalike.

Pooter just keept staring at me

by CreativeName0 November 26, 2022

Pooter

A sexy ass nigga named D'Ovionne aka Dee aka Posted aka Mr. Stealyogirl

omg look girl there go Pooter fine ass

by OtgDee October 23, 2019

Pooter

A slang word for a penis. Synonymous with schlong, ding ding, Wang, cock, etc.

I haven't heard many people use it that way but it was used in my childhood home.

Harry Potter whipped out his hairy pooter and showed the doctor his hog warts.

by Squonkaholic February 23, 2019

Pooter

An Unskilled Forklift Driver

This Pooter Crashed Into 10 pallets.

by Lilbit6132 April 8, 2022

Pooter

Noun - Of or relating to someone who has ever taken a shit . Oftentimes it relates to someone who has had an extreme dump .

“Dude, that guy is such a pooter. He left his shit all over the bathroom ceiling.”

by Poot2002 January 31, 2019

pooter

when you go on a first date and the dude got some crust on his socks but its very specific crust if you know what I mean t

that dudes a real pooter check out his zebra socks

by ducklips69 February 28, 2020