poor-terican

a peurtrican that is extremly poor

guy 1:how come that kid never gets fresh

guy:2 because he is a poor-terican

poor-terican by so0o easy January 17, 2009

porterican credit card 

A pistol or other weapon some dickhead uses for robbing you.

Dickhead: "Give me all your money"

You: "Fuck you"

Your Friend: "Watch out he's got a porterican credit card!"

porterican credit card by Ellusionist January 21, 2007