poopy nuts

Itchy, crusty and stinky residue left over on the underside of the scrotem, usually do to an improper back-to-front wipe motion (for those who actually use toilet paper). It demonstrates extremely poor hygiene and is found to cross all racial and ethnic origins.

I was about to get a blowjob until she found out I had poopy nuts. Now I will never get any play because she told all her friends. Maybe I should try switching it up. I heard that gay men love poopy nuts.

by Jack M. Hoffer December 29, 2007

Poopy Nuts

When you are pooping and some turd splashes on your nuts

Hey honey, I got poopy nuts last night, wanna help me clean up.

by 10iQ Stupid March 7, 2026

poop nuts

One who habitually has shit on their balls. Can be from either whiping back to front or can be from a Leaning Tower of Poopsa that hits the testicles.

He hasn't crapped for days, so today Michael has poop nuts from vicious log attack.

by El Kakador April 19, 2010

Poop nuts

One who's nuts are covered in poop

"Ah shit man, I got poop nuts again"

by DinksterJoe May 12, 2019

poop nuts

when poop on nut

i just took a big shit and it smeared down the back of my fat nuts

POOP NUTS

by pingydingy November 8, 2023

poop nuts

I hate poop nuts

jimmy is so poop nuts

hate that bitch

by CookieForLyf January 23, 2024

pimp daddy poop nuts

It's when your friend Boneless poops and it gets all over his nuts.

Dam bro that shit was pimp daddy poop nuts

by Potfather September 12, 2019