poop snakes

A long, soft , excrement that leaves streaks as it goes down the toilet.
I just let out some poop snakes in the bathroom. Watch out for their trails!
by Dingle Berries November 12, 2007
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poop snake

Squeezed fresh from the penis of a fudge packer, this effluent is part shit, part semen and is wrung out of said packers' urethra.
that douchebag wrung out his poop snake in front of us and it looked like a huge blackhead squeezed off of some kids forehead
by codyallen January 29, 2009
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poop snake

a poop snake is a masterful creature from within the bowl of every soulless gingers toilet..it cannot be defeated or destroyed..not even with the pythagorean theorem. ever.
yo that poop snake was running wild like wayne brady choking bitches ! he even tried to easy bake oven that bitch !
by Josefffff January 30, 2011
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Poop snake

A very long turd.
Scenario 1

Donald and James talk about what the blood sausage which has not been cut looks like.

Donald: That blood sausage looks like a big fockin BIIIIIIIIIIIG poop snake when uncut!
James: Dunnit mate! I bet it does look like a poop snake!
Donald: Aye, me fine fellow!

Scenario 2

Bill has to shit. It's a rather long one, but not long enough for the toilet, so he shits in the ground.

Bill: I gotta keep shitting... but I can't hold it longer.
Mark: You can do it man!
Bill: *keeps shitting until it stopped*
Mark: Wow, man! That was a long poop snake! :D
by Matt_The_Anime_Man January 08, 2021
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