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Poop Poker 

Someone that likes to poke at their own or other's poop
"Jerrica, dont be such a poop poker!!!"

"WHAT?!?! Its totally normal!!!"
Poop Poker by HAHAHKAYE August 22, 2011
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poop poker 

A male who achieves orgasm by placing his male copulatory organ inside the rectum of another. Because feces and other defecal matter exit through the rectum the term "poop poker" has been used to describe someone who engages in this type of sexual activity. Poop poker often refers to homosexual men, but can be used to describe anyone who participates in anal sex.
None of the other guys would sleep over at Marty's because they knew he was a poop poker.
poop poker by cbiscit October 9, 2006
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The art in which one must deficate while in the process of playing pokemon. Most oftenly occuring at Poke'Parties. The term derives from the legendary Mitchell Faulkner. Scholars still are unsure of how he discovered this art. By sitting on the can whilst removing fecal matter from your lower intestines and playing pokemon at the same time. This is very effective time management as you utilize valuble training time.
Bob: Dude... I gotta dump something fierce but I'm in the middle of training my lvl 97 Bidoof!

Bill: Just play while your doing it dude? The Poke'poop exists for a reason.
Poke'poop by Pokemon Master14 December 30, 2007

poopoker 

doing a lad up da ass
poopoker by jamie March 19, 2003
A Straight Guy's Penis Used To Get Into Hot And Heavy Intercourse
I Gave The PoonPoker To Alan, Kevin, Ysh ,And Jeff All At The Same Time.
PoonPoker by ERHS RHINO November 4, 2010
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