poop pirate

A person who lurks outside restrooms and waites for you to leave so they can rush in and sniff the toilet seat. Also known as saint martining.

After not washing my ass for a week and dropping a huge deuce this morning, that poop pirate still gave me a page seven for being late.

by murato February 13, 2010

Poop-deck pirate

The gang banger in the corner is a Poop-deck pirate so stay away unless you like it!

by I, Wreckerrr August 1, 2019

one who pilages and plunders the poop chute

After the poop chute pirates were done with him, he couldnt sit for weeks

by StPatrickIV November 19, 2003

adj. man for whom the same sex is preferable. one who rows his gondola in the shit canal, parks his bike on a dirty slope.

'Garrrr, you see that Long Schlong Silver over there? He's a right poop deck pirate'

by Emyjo Ed January 9, 2007

two male lovers who explore the unknown regions of each others anus with there wangs......also known as bufu buddies..

yo that kid from florida and raven are poop-shoot pirates, i saw them doing the nasty behind a tree during my lunch break.

by friend of friends March 24, 2003

a term used for a guy who likes to e
nter the wrong hole whilst having sex!
anal sex giver!

Well i finally got that guy into bed. WOW what Suprise he's a "POOP SHOOT PIRATE"

by sammix July 28, 2008