poop packer

The little tiny man in side of your bum that packs your poop in the corn to make it whole again. so when you poop it out it comes out the way it went in.

Hey man, I sure ate a lot of corn tonight...them poop packers got their work cut out for them!!!

by TAKS33 February 5, 2009

Poop packer

The little guys that work in your colon, they form and pack the poop to be sent out. They work for local union #2!

The poop packers are working overtime, I had coffee for breakfast.

by Jamgar January 20, 2024

Parker Poop

(Noun) To masturbate while saying you are taking a shit.

Guy: He's been in there for a while.
Friend: He's probably spanking his monkey.
Guy: Ahh a classic parker poop!

by Bo$$ Monster October 30, 2014

Parkersburg Poop Plug

When a woman secretes fecal matter onto you falace as you enter her rectum, also known as poopy dick.

Pat pulled a Parkersburg Poop Plug with that girl he took home from the bar last night.

by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009