poop packer 

The little tiny man in side of your bum that packs your poop in the corn to make it whole again. so when you poop it out it comes out the way it went in.

Hey man, I sure ate a lot of corn tonight...them poop packers got their work cut out for them!!!

poop packer by TAKS33 February 5, 2009

Poop packer 

The little guys that work in your colon, they form and pack the poop to be sent out. They work for local union #2!

The poop packers are working overtime, I had coffee for breakfast.

Poop packer by Jamgar January 20, 2024

Parker Poop 

(Noun) To masturbate while saying you are taking a shit.

Guy: He's been in there for a while.
Friend: He's probably spanking his monkey.
Guy: Ahh a classic parker poop!

Parker Poop by Bo$$ Monster October 30, 2014

Parkersburg Poop Plug 

When a woman secretes fecal matter onto you falace as you enter her rectum, also known as poopy dick.

Pat pulled a Parkersburg Poop Plug with that girl he took home from the bar last night.

Parkersburg Poop Plug by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009