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Go get poonjab and have him build it.
poonjab by StupidSGT April 15, 2011

Poonbaby 

An ubiquitous object that offers many great stimulatory-related perks. If one is dubbed a poonbaby, one must be extremely proud of their new title; and furthermore must spread their poonbaby steeze throughout their country of origin.
Poonbabies are all over the world, but are a rarity and are subsequently not easily found.
In essence, a poonbaby is similar to a babythug; one which has steeze that flows like the waters of the river Nile. A poonbaby has magical properties, can make dragons explode, and is embossed in a celestial hue that fades to indigo.
Poonbabies generally tend to congregate at Newbury College in Brookline, Massachusetts.

A poonbaby is not to be confused with poon, which is a vagina.
"I met a poonbaby earlier...She granted me three magical wishes: 1) Pussy 2) Money 3) Weed."
Poonbaby by SabAsh December 16, 2008
To punch one's vagina with all capable force.
It would be impossible to poonjab Ghandi, for he has no vagina.
Poonjab by Josh/Max August 8, 2004

poonjab'd 

term used for describing a situation's outcome in your favor.

like, really in your favor.
"I lost to a scooter today..."

"silly bitch, you got poonjab'd"
poonjab'd by soloe30 September 21, 2006
You see that person over there, with the dot on her forhead? She is a poonjab.
poonjab by Hot Sauce June 5, 2003
telling one that they are of little value or are overly sensitive to jokes or a number of other things.This is basically saying that they are poons that have been jabbed one too many times.
Friend: those clothes are tight.
Me: Yea, tight like your mom!!!
Friend: shut up, your a jerk.
Me: Man, stop being such a poonjab!!!
poonjab by S3XUAL CH0C0LAT3 May 11, 2008