poongina

another creative name for vagina

She stroked her wet, shaven poongina until she orgasmed.

by PuCLicker March 8, 2005

poonking

To masturbate whilst taking a shit.

Im poonking the shit out of this toilet.

by nolanj April 13, 2008

Pooning

The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.

You like big girls? Me too! Lets go pooning together!

by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014

Poongine

A cross between pussy, vagina, and poontang. A name to refer to a male friend when he is acting like a pussy.

Don't be such a poongine, just do it.

He's a poongine

by Matt Oakes March 25, 2004

pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a supplement for viagra.

Where's james, and what's that noise?

That's his hair drier - he's pooning.

by The Poon King March 11, 2008

Pooning

Basically, an act of love between a consenting couple, where the male makes his female partner seriously moist, while she is still wearing knickers/thong (cotton gusset recommended). Then, remove pants/thong and either dry naturally or accellerate the process with a hair drier. While maintaining the romantic mood, scrape the dried minge goo from the pants/thong with a razor blade. Use razor blade to finulate. Roll up a bank note, and snort vaginal gold. Wait 5 minutes for an intense aphrodisiac hit. May be used as a
supplement for viagra.

Lora let's me do the pooning.

by Heyhohe January 25, 2022

PoonKing

A person who is so smooth in his/her approach to women that they are simply sitting on the throne of poon, also known as the 'poonchair'

This term can easily be used sarcastically to people who are the complete opposite.

e.g. "whoa man you're totally the PoonKing"

by Weirded Out Girls Everywhere May 6, 2009