pooner

An erection resulting from a severe need to defecate.

Mike, who's bowels are on the best of days problematic, had a Double Double for dinner and a pooner for the rest of the evening.

by Jagoff August 3, 2007

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A poo covered boner.

John pulled his pooner out of his wife's filthy ass and made her lick it clean.

by filthy spitfire March 27, 2010

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Anyone who would rather chill out with their families on a friday night then their friends and secretly masubating after their uncle goes to sleep

Im going to see my uncle cuz im a pooner, pooners dont like swiss chalet, 14 and a quarter inch pooner

by DON STASHIO May 1, 2010

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You'll all wrong. The real definition is (watch OZ) a person sticking a spoon in the other guy ass, the reciever is a pooner. A person can be a pooner that likes to stick spoons up his own ass too.

Daniel your a pooner, when are you going to stop sticking spoons up your ass.

by The Dirty Pajerty March 31, 2006

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1. Someone who creates a great product but doesn't like using it for popular activities
2. Apple CEO who disapproves of graphic depictions of sexual intercourse and /or nudity

Me: Macs are great for looking at Porn.
You: But Steve Jobs hates Porn......and videogames
Me: What a pooner

by jarja May 2, 2011

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