Fashionable pool floats that are for pool party styling. They are like Eye Candy for your pool. Made with sparkling glitter or the hottest on trend patterns and colors. The perfect floatie for your next photo opp. For popping pool party photos, add a PoolCandy pink flamingo tube float.
If you want your pool party to be top notch, make sure all your ladies are floating on some PoolCandy.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!