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Pool Cleaner

Pool Cleaner
When your chick is laying on her side and you spread them cheeks from the rear exposing her vagina & butthole. You then proceed to eat her out as you slide your mouth back over her butthole without losing suction. Repeat these steps in a back and forth motion applying more suction and tongue play as you reach each destination. Therefor, in fact, using a pool cleaner affect on her privates for maximum pleasure.
Bro #1: whatchyall do after you left last night

Bro #2: we went back home and I gave her the Pool Cleaner

Bro #1: but you don’t own a pool

Bro #2: Defines Pool Cleaner

Bro #1: Dude, you’re a Savage
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pool cleaner

Euphemism for a man who acts in erotic films - a male porn star.

From the common set-up for cheap porn flicks where a guy knocks on the door of a house, which is answered by a woman (often supposed to be an attention-starved housewife), upon which he says, "I'm here to clean your pool."
Foster so wishes he was a pool cleaner - just look at his porn moustache and mullet.
pool cleaner by vastheman January 7, 2008

pool cleaner

One who removes cum from a lint filled belly button.
Yo, remember that time steve pool cleaned that nasty chick.
pool cleaner by Anthony D December 31, 2004

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026