by SandyLirarn April 08, 2021
A man of the black persuasion who works in a nightclub's toilet selling 'splash' (eau de toilette) to help customers in getting 'gash' (women) - usually initiating chants such as 'no spray no lay, no spray no lay' or 'freshen up for the poonani, poonani, poonani.'
That poo-in-the-loo smashed out some quality chat last night...'no paco rabanne, no touchy your bananne.'
by LordWillberforce May 01, 2011
A girl who whipes they're arse in the wrong direction and causes a dirty shitty pussy that doesnt taste great.
you have a poo loo loo you slag!
by Philbobson911h June 30, 2011