poo roller

A poo roller is the name given to a small piece of excrement that has been left behind in ones undergarments.

To be classed as a 'poo roller' the piece of excrement should be at least the size of a raisin, anything smaller and it is mealy a stubborn poo stripe or a textured skid mark. It should also be no larger than a grape as this then falls in to the category of a normal poo and would probably weigh too much to remain in ones undergarment.

For Example: At school when you had a swimming lesson (for those fortunate enough too have that facility) you would all get changed together and leave your undergarments hanging over the peg in the changing rooms. It was then common practice for children to then inspect the undergarments of other children in the search of poo stripes or skid marks.
Whilst this sneaky inspection was being carried out, sometimes as the elastic on the undergarment was lowered for inspection a small piece of excrement would roll freely (sometimes high into the air depending on the undergarments elastic) and resulting in either hitting the inspector straight in the face or speeding along the ground towards other petrified onlookers.

So be warned and watch out for that 'poo roller'!

poo roller by H20's April 4, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012