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poo nose 

whe you are playing some type of outdoors game and you try to run faster than you ever have before, from then forword you trip and face plant into a pile of poo. could be dog,cat,deer,raccoon,bird,human,etc.
"man, last night i was playing capture the flag at peter's house and i was about to get tagged so i put my all out effort into it and poo nosed.
poo nose by grady penning August 3, 2007
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Poo Nose 

Poo Nose is when your in silly or horny mood and you just decide to stick your nose up someones arse, and when you pull it out you still have poo on it, but don't realise.
Roger : Hey dudes, whats so funny?
Andrew : HAHAHA Dude you got poo nose
Poo Nose by Danielle199 January 31, 2009
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Poo Nose 

The act of constantly running to the boss to narc on other employees.
Al was sitting at his desk cruising the internet when Poo Nose got Fred Flinstone feet and went to Po Po's office to tell on him. Al then had a closed door meeting about his internet surfing.
Poo Nose by NWFHA August 12, 2009

Nose Poo 

Large quantities of boogers and/or snot.
"Look at that little boy from Colorado eating his own nose poo!"
Nose Poo by Toothless Wonder February 18, 2009
A person from New Brunswick. The term derives from the word Bluenoser, which is a person who lives across the border in Nova Scotian. Poonoser mocks their belief and riteous attitude that they are that much better than their neighbouring province.
Hey, did u see that jerk Norm from New Brunswick? What a Poonoser.
poonoser by Nova Scotian November 2, 2012

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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