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poo fright 

Nervous about the thought of pooping and someone hearing you, and or walking in after smelling your deed. This results in an anxiety of only being able to poop in ones own house, preferably with no one in the house.
/or leaving skid marks in someone else's bowl.
person 1: "want to stay at mine tonight?"
person 2: "nah i can't"
person 1: "why not? are you busy?"
person 2: "i have some things to attend to..."
person 1: "..... i know about your poo fright."
person 2: " :( "
poo fright by psilosimon January 15, 2010
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poo fright 

Being afraid to defecate in response to anxiety or fear that somebody else in the rest room can hear you do your business.
Girl 1 in public restroom to friend: "get out of here, seriously, you're giving me poo fright!"
poo fright by CrazySmashers April 21, 2011
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Poo Fighting

To argue in circles, usually leading to frustation and/or rage.
Greg- "hey mate, how's shit"
Steve- "Bogus, me and the misses are poo fighting again"
Greg- "me too, poo fighting really sux"

Poo fight 

When you drop a loaf and throw it at homeless people on the street.
Lets go poo fight those filthy bums behind cvs
Poo fight by Harrybigcock August 6, 2018
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