Pony

A Pony is a girl who wears a lot of makeup, does up her hair every day, wears really fancy clothes everywhere, and obnoxiously large and sparkly jewelry in order to hide the fact that underneath all of that she is just an ugly little horse.

Garrett: Who is more of a Pony, Kim Kardashian or Snooki from the Jersey Shore?

Gary: Wait what do you mean they are both totally hot.

Garrett: Yeah, you would say that you are a total Pony Kisser.

by King BookRock August 12, 2011

ponies

the name of any intramurel sporting team that is stacked with prossional players.

"I can't believe we lost to those ponies, JUST because they added Lebron and Kobe to their roster!"

by mike sok October 30, 2009

Ponis

irregular

*Jillian is rolling in the mud*
Emma: “Jillian stop doing a ponis”

by Emu Goat July 26, 2019

Pony

A miniature version of a very cute horse.

I wanted to adopt a pony, but I just don’t have enough money!

by Aedyn September 30, 2018

pony

penis

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

Pony

A Pony is a fanboy of Playstation,2,3,4 ect... Usually will brag about how much better it is then Xbox. Even though both the Playstation and Xbox are equally great systems.

Guy1: Xbox sucks.
Guy2: Dude you're such a pony.

by Mr. HappySauce May 25, 2014

pony

The mini bottled beers. AKA- grenades- Generally a product by Mickey's out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

I don't want the whole bottle, probably just a pony.

by sfarag May 9, 2005