"man, that scene really made me ponnish."
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with your face!"
"hey man, calm down, that is just something that happens to people."
"dude, what the fuck is wrong with your face!"
"hey man, calm down, that is just something that happens to people."
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Pornumentary is the play by play description of an occurring sexual activity between two people (usually inexperienced) who are totally unaware that their sexual activity can be heard by others.
The following is an excerpt from a pornumentary that I overheard between two teens who camped in a tent next to mine over the Memorial Day weekend.
Jasmine: (tee-hee) Can we try it doggy now?
Brody: (feeling oh so lucky) Sure! But you'll have to move that way a bit!
Jasmine Oooch, that hurts when you slip out and it hits between the holes!
Brody: I'm sorry about that, It doesn't feel too good when I hit the "taint" either!
Jasmine: Taint...? Damn, that rock keeps jabbing into my knee!
Jasmine: (tee-hee) Can we try it doggy now?
Brody: (feeling oh so lucky) Sure! But you'll have to move that way a bit!
Jasmine Oooch, that hurts when you slip out and it hits between the holes!
Brody: I'm sorry about that, It doesn't feel too good when I hit the "taint" either!
Jasmine: Taint...? Damn, that rock keeps jabbing into my knee!
by Misty Dawn May 27, 2008
Get the Pornumentary mug.Slang term for penis, originating in or around Islip, New York. While the origins can't exactly be proven to have originated in Islip, poinus has been a staple in the community for 20 years.
Poinus is most often used in lighthearted situations. Rarely used in anger, since it's more of a "fun" word than a curse word.
Poinus is most often used in lighthearted situations. Rarely used in anger, since it's more of a "fun" word than a curse word.
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Get the Poonus Minimus mug.An extremely fat, name stealing cat, that has a broken meow box.
"Ponnor" is a name associated with cats that just one day come into your house, pretending to be homeless and pregnant and eventually just move in.
You later realize they are just extremely fat and they've come to steal your loved ones.
"Ponnor" is a name associated with cats that just one day come into your house, pretending to be homeless and pregnant and eventually just move in.
You later realize they are just extremely fat and they've come to steal your loved ones.
José: Dude what's your new cat's name?
Connor: Ponnor.
José: Ha.
Connor: Yeah my dad likes him better than me.
Connor: Ponnor.
José: Ha.
Connor: Yeah my dad likes him better than me.
by Connor Wade December 9, 2008
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