PONA 

Acronym : Pounding Orifice of Nice Asian. Those with la girthy penis and an Asian fetish who always seem to find the asain at the bar no matter how attractive or disgusting she is. Usually done while on a business trip or away from the wife. Asians are notoriously tight "lipped" so the getting the girth vader penis in is a challenge. When done correctly her vagina should say "feed me Seymour" (search this phrase in google images, you'll find the one)

Kris: how was your trip to Orlando?

Mat:I had my way with a very tight Asian.
Kris: so you engaged in PONA?

Mat: I am the PONA king!!!!!

PONA by Panhandles kinks March 29, 2013

Pona 

An elevated state of mind

Let's get pona

Pona by Oozieee June 2, 2018

Pona From Discord 

a cute asian discord egirl, does unholy things for nitro, loves attention

discordian:"hi pona from discord" with attention

pona: "hi daddy😍😍"

Pona From Discord by queen lizzy the second February 28, 2023

toki pona 

Toki Pona is a simple constructed language consisting of 120 words and 18 basic sounds. It was created by Canadian linguist Sonja Elen Kisa in 2001. It is a minimal language. Like a pidgin, it focuses on simple concepts and elements that are relatively universal among cultures. Toki Pona aims to express maximal meaning with minimal complexity. There are five vowels and nine consonants (j, k, l, m, n, p, s, t, w). The grammar is very regular and easy to learn. Core words are combined for more specific meanings. Verb endings are all the same, since there is no tense. Since there are a limited number of words, there is some ambiguity and often the meaning is derived from context. Each word can have multiple meanings, which makes learning the language more difficult than one might think. For example, the word 'Pona' can be a verb (to improve, to fix), an adjective (good, simple, right), a noun (goodness, simplicity), or an interjection (great!, cool! yay!). Context helps to determine which particular meaning is intended.

Lord's prayer in Toki Pona

mama pi mi mute o,
parent of many,
sina lon sewi kon.
you are above the sky.
nimi sina o sewi en pona.
your name is holy and good.
ma sina o kama.
may your country come.
jan o pali e wile sina en lon sewi kon en lon ma.
people do your wishes above the sky and on earth.

toki pona by aikidave August 25, 2009

Toki pona 

stupid bloody made up language. totally useless

Person 1: Hey have you heard about Toki pona?
Person 2: Man, shut your bitchass up.

Toki pona by araska March 23, 2022

toki pona 

Toki Pona is a language with 120 words.

toki pona li toki. toki pona li jo 120 nimi

jan Wan: do you speak toki pona
jan tu: yes

toki pona by AmiteeBlight March 10, 2025

Ponads

Police who have a tendency to whack you in the nads. usually at a party or rave that gets busted and or sometimes a riot or other civil disturbance.

Also related to Bangcock

That party was great last nite until the cops came and started whacking people in the nads, especially those who wouldn't leave.
Yea.
Damn Ponads.

Ponads by sklawzisalreadymynmae September 27, 2011