A summary of American politics goes as follows IMHO:
A Republican thinks he is doing the will of God.
A Democrat thinks he IS God.
A Republican thinks he is doing the will of God.
A Democrat thinks he IS God.
Republican: This is what Jesus would want! Bombings, oil pipelines, war, huge deficits...surely God agrees with the PNAC mission statement for America to dominate the world!
Democrat: If Jesus were alive today, he would be a Democrat, because He was incapable of sin, just like all Democrats are! We Democrats exist solely oppose the evil, satanist Nazithuglikkkanazis, just like Jesus!
Democrat: If Jesus were alive today, he would be a Democrat, because He was incapable of sin, just like all Democrats are! We Democrats exist solely oppose the evil, satanist Nazithuglikkkanazis, just like Jesus!
by Duck Mama March 15, 2005
by Galen Deepinglen August 04, 2004
Something that I personally hate, lots of lies are caused from politics. Cause for a lot of strife among people, especially on the internet.
There are good moral politicians out there who are upstanding, but are rare.
There are good moral politicians out there who are upstanding, but are rare.
Republicans say that their side is the best.
Democrats say that their side is the best.
Et cetera et cetera.
Democrats say that their side is the best.
Et cetera et cetera.
by Not Zane July 25, 2004
by the sad truth February 12, 2013
the ability to spoonfeed the masses bullshit and make them think they are eating sugar, no matter what side you are on
by MEATLOGO February 21, 2006
by stan March 17, 2005
by partisan politics should die August 31, 2007