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polish the dolphin

The act of jerking off with fervor . . Usually followed by interruptions from ones mom walking in JUST at the climax
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-Chuf-Chuf
Mum: Johnny time for lunch!!!
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-CHUF-CHUF
Mum: JOHNNY.. NOW.. What are you DOING??
Shakira (on the screen): Come on baby, my hips dont lie
Johnny: CHUF.....CHUF......
Mum Opening Door: JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Johnny: MOM!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
*Door Slams*

Dad: WTF was that about?
Mum: YOUR SON WAS POLISHING HIS DOLPHIN.. to SHAKIRA... AGAIN!
Dad: Well , like father like so...

*SMACK*

WARNING: Do not polish the dolphin before meals
by TerryCowboy December 29, 2018
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polishing the dolphin

i walked in the bathroom and caught scott in the act of polishing the dolphin
by carl hern December 12, 2013
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