A last name so powerful, so awesome, that the Gods' themselves chose it as their personal favorite. It is said that a person with the last, middle, or first name as Polewaczyk, shall have great wealth, a superb figure, and be talented at everything he/she does.
Bob: "Did you hear that new guys last name?"
Jim: "No, what is it?"
Bob: "Polewaczyk"
Jim: "Holy mother of God!"
Bob: "Shall we bow to him?"
Jim: "Let's"
When you shove a stick up someone's butthole so far up their rectum to the point you hit their poopcrustifier and it explodes, giving the attacker a bath of poopcrust and pussy juice from the past 40 years.
I gave Lowell such a hard Polewaczyk yesterday that he couldn't sit down for a week.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)