The act in which one situates them self 5 metres above a long pole, and after gaining a large public audience, will kick the platform from beneath their feet, and accept their oncoming doom. To perfect this performance, the person must perfectly land on the pole, entering his anus at the same time rupturing his organs and either protruding from his head or his mouth. By far the most exhilarating thing a man can do, closely followed my the Lightbulb Spectacular.
"Holy fuck, Clive just fully sent a PolePlay. His anus is muuuuuuuuuunged."
"Omg, he's so cool. I'm gonna do onetomorrow, get the boys to come round."
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.