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polar bear head 

It is the type of fellatio from somebody with cold hands, and lots of teeth.
Person 1: Hey dude, how was head from Jenny?
Person 2: Damn man she puts out but gave some horrible polar bear head.
Person 1: Das it mane
polar bear head by DAEnarwhalbacon February 22, 2014

polar bear head 

Blow job with cold hands and lots of teeth
Don't bother with her, she gives polar bear head.
polar bear head by 4jess4 February 22, 2014

polar bear head 

Blowjob with cold hands and lots of teeth.
When Kuato_Lives' girlfriend went down on him, the only sensation he could feel beyond the aching cold of her hands was the violent scrape of her teeth. While he appreciated the effort, the Polar Bear Head just wasn't going to work.
polar bear head by Letsbreakit February 22, 2014

polar bear head 

Cold hands, lots of teeth. When performing oral sex
You don't want to mess with her b*itch gives polar bear head
polar bear head by thehazben February 23, 2014

polar bear head 

When someone gives you oral sex but their hands are cold and they use alot of teeth.
"Amy gave me polar bear head last night. It was terrible!"
polar bear head by bilingualpenguin February 22, 2014

polar bear head 

When a girl gives you a blowjob with cold hands and using lots of teeth.
Jon: Dude, my dick is all scratched up after she gave me polar bear head.

Ben: No way, that sucks.
polar bear head by Jonbon91888 February 22, 2014
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