Poindextrose 

A chemical component of the sweat from a nerd, geek or dweeb; said to have pheromone-type properties. A bully, when unconciously exposed to this chemical, becomes enraged to the point of violence against the emitter.

Also, a portmanteau of 'Poindexter' and 'Dextrose'

Lisa Simpson extracted a sample of poindextrose from the school nerd, and wafted it in the direction of the bully.

Poindextrose by RulzC December 27, 2011

poindextrose 

A very unhealthful sugar-substitute that causes you to behave in a hyper and selfishly-reckless manner like the disgustingly-sleazy John Poindexter of Iran-Contra infamy.

Between the oliver oil, orange mcfarlanade, and poindextrose, it;s no wonder that the Iran-Contra Affair was such a "recipe for disaster".

poindextrose by QuacksO October 14, 2018

poindextrous 

To be able to communicate equally well with both nerds and normal people alike.

John is quite poindextrous because he is the company's tech dude that will drink you under the table while getting all the cute chicks in the bar.

poindextrous by jennifer dietz May 9, 2008

poindextrous 

Able to communicate equally well with both geeks and non-technical people.

John has risen quickly through the company ranks because of his poindextrous ability to communicate equally well with both the developer geeks and pointy-haired bosses. But don't call him a nerd. Erkel is a nerd, John is a proud geek.

poindextrous by HotForWoods September 12, 2012