Poindextrose 

A chemical component of the sweat from a nerd, geek or dweeb; said to have pheromone-type properties. A bully, when unconciously exposed to this chemical, becomes enraged to the point of violence against the emitter.

Also, a portmanteau of 'Poindexter' and 'Dextrose'

Lisa Simpson extracted a sample of poindextrose from the school nerd, and wafted it in the direction of the bully.

Poindextrose by RulzC December 27, 2011

poindextrose 

A very unhealthful sugar-substitute that causes you to behave in a hyper and selfishly-reckless manner like the disgustingly-sleazy John Poindexter of Iran-Contra infamy.

Between the oliver oil, orange mcfarlanade, and poindextrose, it;s no wonder that the Iran-Contra Affair was such a "recipe for disaster".

poindextrose by QuacksO October 14, 2018

poindextrous 

To be able to communicate equally well with both nerds and normal people alike.

John is quite poindextrous because he is the company's tech dude that will drink you under the table while getting all the cute chicks in the bar.

poindextrous by jennifer dietz May 9, 2008

poindextrous 

Able to communicate equally well with both geeks and non-technical people.

John has risen quickly through the company ranks because of his poindextrous ability to communicate equally well with both the developer geeks and pointy-haired bosses. But don't call him a nerd. Erkel is a nerd, John is a proud geek.

poindextrous by HotForWoods September 12, 2012

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016