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Pocketful of Mustard

UK slang: "I've got nothing." or "Nothing came of it."
I think it comes from something like 'couldn't even get a drink at the pub, just left with some stolen mustard pacs'.
Did you get the (job/girl/money/news)?... Nah; "pocketful of mustard."
Pocketful of Mustard by RichieRichie December 10, 2008

Pocketful of Sunshine 

A pocket full of drugs of some type, typically weed, or some other type, since hippies associate themselves with the sun for some reason.
"Hey Bob, that football captain guy is sooo hot that I get a pocketful of sunshine when I see him."
"what? You get a pocketful of drugs from him?"
"No, he just makes me sooo hot..."
"Where'd you get that definition? From that first definition of pocketful of sunshine that retard made?
Pocketful of Sunshine by Up4Ownage January 14, 2009

Pocketful of Sunshine 

Natasha Bedingfield gets a pocketful of sunshine when she sings.

Pocketfriend 

'Pocketfriend', or 'Pocketfrand'.

A friend you text alot; theoretically, lives inside your pocket/phone.

Also can be defined as: pocketwife, pocket-in-law, etc.

Note: pocket relatives do not actually have to be blood related and/or legally married to you to qualify for pocket-relative position. You do not need to be homosexual for a pocketspouse of the same gender.
"Who's Erin?"
"Oh, she's my pocketfriend. We text a lot."

"Who the eff are you texting all the time?"
"MY POCKETWIFE, JORDYN. *shun*"

Pocketbunnies

Extremely sexual and sleazy rockers...
Those rockers are real pocketbunnies
Pocketbunnies by Sleazebunny September 6, 2011

pocketholder 

A pocketholder is someone's bitch, usually in prison.
You were a pocketholder in jail, weren't you?
pocketholder by DYLAN #1 ICON January 1, 2005