pocket tool

A person of smallish stature, such as a little person, who is a douchebag or tool. Pocket tool is doubly humiliating because it demeans the persons physical stature as well as their defective personality.

Not only is Seth Green a cockgobbler, but he is a complete pocket tool.

by Wschwie April 15, 2014

pocketpool

masturbation with you hand in your pocket
(wankin off with you pants on)

God Dammit, stop playin pocketpool, and do it like a normal person

by Don Faith June 11, 2006