Definitions by Wschwie

lesberang 

A man who self identifies as a woman, yet is in a heterosexual relationship with another woman. The man later undergoes gender reassignment surgery, thus becoming a woman who begins dating men. The woman later comes out of the closet as a homosexual.

Jesus! Kerri's life is a fucking roller coaster. One day he's a dude plowing chicks, the next day he becomes a chick who likes the sausage, the next day she's back to munching the box! Yea, didn't you hear? She's a lesberang.

lesberang by wschwie April 14, 2016

Windshield wiper 

A sexual act performed by men of advancing years who cannot blast sperm onto their partner's face as they previously could. To compensate for the lack of launch power, the man jizzes into his hand and then wipes the jizz across his partner's face in a side to side motion, much like a windshield wiper.

Grandpa Ken can't blast his load onto Janes face like he once could, but she still enjoys when he gives her the windshield wiper.

Windshield wiper by wschwie March 29, 2016

pocket tool 

A person of smallish stature, such as a little person, who is a douchebag or tool. Pocket tool is doubly humiliating because it demeans the persons physical stature as well as their defective personality.

Not only is Seth Green a cockgobbler, but he is a complete pocket tool.

pocket tool by Wschwie April 15, 2014