pluto dick 

a small short dick with no hair.

tim has a pluto dick.

pluto dick by steelers rock April 19, 2010

Pluto Dick 

When a guys dick is so small it's barely exists.

What's up with J? Sue hooked up with him and said he has a Pluto dick.

Pluto Dick by CLEdogg May 18, 2014

Pluto Dick 

A dick that was once classified as a standard dick to one so small it is no longer classified as a dick. A dick too small to be seen with the naked eye.

She was expecting someone with a little more than a Pluto Dick. It's so small it cannot be seen by the naked eye.

Pluto Dick by Lildval November 24, 2017

Pluto Dick 

Someone with a tiny dick.

"You have a pluto dick"

Pluto Dick by Jujuidk June 4, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004