pluto dick

a small short dick with no hair.

tim has a pluto dick.

by steelers rock April 19, 2010

Pluto Dick

A dick that was once classified as a standard dick to one so small it is no longer classified as a dick. A dick too small to be seen with the naked eye.

She was expecting someone with a little more than a Pluto Dick. It's so small it cannot be seen by the naked eye.

by Lildval November 24, 2017

Pluto Dick

When a guys dick is so small it's barely exists.

What's up with J? Sue hooked up with him and said he has a Pluto dick.

by CLEdogg May 18, 2014

Pluto Dick

Someone with a tiny dick.

"You have a pluto dick"

by Jujuidk June 04, 2019