Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.
"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"
by ArtyCactus March 24, 2022
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A service where unemployed black men fuck grossly overweight white women to feed off of their section 8 , food stamps, and other government funded services .
My obese aunt carol whos had several abortions , and a KFC member plus card , is looking for a new hood plumber to fill her holes .
by PauliePinks March 8, 2023
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Incarcerated medical professional assigned to relieve congested or clogged balls for fellow prisoners.
He was the best prison plumber in the yard.
by Innocent Killer September 15, 2023
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An icy or minty sensation in or around the anus.
That mint body wash surprised me with an Iceland plumber; icy and refreshing.
by Smooth Jazz and Acid June 30, 2017
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When you have sex with someone and acquire a poop noodle and your sex partner sucks it out of the tip of your penis
Dude this chick gave me a Cleveland Plumber last night!
by Beamdawg April 23, 2021
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A trades man of the highest order in relation to realigning the internal pipework and plumbing of the rectal cavities of others by vigorous use of his lady tickler. Whether they be a male who is turdburgling another male, a man who is kicking in the back door of his lady friend. Or a lady who has strapped on a prostrate pulveriser to even the score with the man in her life. Rectal plumbing is never soft and gentle and is always executed with vim and vigour. Often accompanied by name calling and hair pulling. Energetic thrusting and circular movements of the phallic instrument within the fartbarn of the other person is a must. Often leading to next day fart barnacles and the inability to pass solid stools.
Dude what's wrong with your mum, she's walking funny, moaning and holding her stomach?
Oh, my dad has a Nobel Prize in rectal plumbing and I think whilst he was in there he adjusted her lower intestines. She always said "Don't give me a rich man, give me a rectal plumber who'll leave me feeling like I've been kicked in the baby maker"

See Jolene over there, I rectally plumbed her last night. Man I got up in that fartbarn like the Nazis storming into Poland. Got me an Iron Cross off the Furher for services as a rectal plumber.

So Sebastian how was your date with Peter?
It was like somebody superglued an octopus to end of a hammer drill, shoved it up my fartbarn and turned it up to max. That boy has crazy rectal plumbing skills. He's the rectal plumber I've been waiting for since Uncle Frank introduced me to cock all those years ago. Anal Arse fucking Anal devastation Reamed
by Fitz2815 February 23, 2017
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A derogatory term describing a white basketball player. Presumes that the white basketball player is unathletic and inferior in skill and basketball awareness.
Jordan is not the goat because he played against a bunch of plumbers in the 80s.
by LuckyAFbox January 3, 2022
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