When you javelin a toliet plunger onto a frozen lake and proceed to cannon ball on top of the plunger on the hard ice
by The_dildo_flipper_20 November 30, 2018
by Centipenis December 02, 2010
a form of either self or group pleasure; it is performed when one applies a liberal dosing of toothpaste to the extremities of the lower intestine (see anus). its origins can be traced to the ancient greeks. not to be confused for the Finnish Card-swipe.
ashley was a tad horny. Without her toys, she found herself a tube of toothpaste and proclaimed, "Tonight, I will perform the iceland plumber!"
by the-chronic-hygenic February 23, 2011
by Smooth Jazz and Acid June 30, 2017