pluirt

when you squirt but it's actually poo, not piss from orgasm.

I rocked Diane's world so hard she pluirted all over my bed!

by allalaalalhahahahalalalalala January 28, 2024

Pluart

A shart caused by eating too many pluots

I hope that wasn't a pluart!

by Wakerobin July 5, 2012

plirting

When you flirt with your penis.

He was totally just plirting with you.

by lulla_bye March 22, 2009

Plurtot

A PLUR 'prostitute-toddler'. More specifically, pre-teen girls who dress in skimpy, revealing outfits. Most commonly, they are found roaming their natural habitat: all-age raves.

They are also known to Make Sexual Advances at older Men by exchanging sexual favors for either drugs or money for drugs.

"ZOMG LOOK AT THAT SEXY PTOT!!!"

"HEY DONT BE MEAN CALL THEM PLURTOTS!!!"

"YEAH GOTTA KEEP IT PLUR RIGHT?!?"

by D&B4LYFE August 16, 2009

Plurt

Pron. Plurt 1 syllable, Def: Raves have brought around the acronym PLUR which means peace, love, unity, and respect as a saying to live by. The word Plurt only adds trust as the last word of the acronym for without trust in the people around you and vice versa it means nothing but a candy bracelet someone made.

Man this rave is really lacking PLURT people just keep running into me and look over there the security is taking out that dealer cause someone narced on him looks like trust is something you can't count on here everyone says PLUR like it means something but without trust this guy would be fucking my girl right now.

by chroncat101 August 4, 2010

plurtonium

The fuel provided by freeze drying hippies, and burning them as fuel. Recent studies have confirmed that this method of producing fuel is equivalent to burning coal in regards to emissions, however it will reduce America's dependency on fossil fuels.

With this goal in mind, the hippies have lined up in an effort to make the world a better place.

The President declared that plurtonium is a vital key to America's future energy plans, and outlined tax benefits for companies making the switch to the new fuel.

by Willie Foster December 21, 2007

plurt

The sound of which a penguin is said to make.

"Plurt!" said the penguin.

by Matt December 11, 2004