Using empty boxes, bags, bottles, etc. to fill with garbage before actually throwing them (and the garbage) away, rather than recycling them and waiting for them to be reincarnated as a box, bag, or bottle made from recycled goods.
Clerk: "Would you like a bag?"
Customer: "Yes please. I don't really need it to carry this stuff, but I'll be precycling it because my bathroom trash can is full and consequently needs a new liner."
Clerk: "How very clever of you. Is that really a word?"
Customer: "Urban Dictionary thinks so, so... yes."
Noun: A person who is (not necessarily in a derogative way) so exceedingly unintelligent that when you talk to them you start to feel like you're talking to an animal that knows how to speak.
"if i'd realized earlier he was a pleck, I would've talked about the weather, not philosophy and science... would've saved me from that awkward silence."
Kevin: “I thought things were going so well with Brandon?”
Janie: “They were!! But then I got scared of how fast things were going and I had to pull a Julie Plec!”
Derek:
I am so glad we rented these bikes for our 25 miler!
Jennifer:
No way, bro— this seat makes me feel like I am crowning in my poonani. This is a freakin’ piecycle!