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Arthur’s pleasure 

The act of having someone pester you for sex until all viable excuses have fallen on deaf ears and you have to reluctantly go through with the filthy deed.

As demonstrated in the 1970s sitcom ‘On the Buses’ when Arthur’s wife Olive would make advances toward Arthur while he was busy watching television. She would have a face like a pigs ring piece and Arthur would end up having to satisfy her sexually despite him clearly being repulsed by the act.
I’m knackered today mate, my wife came in pissed up last night, stinking of kebabs and Prosecco, kept pestering me for a quick fuck so I ended up giving her Arthur’s Pleasure just to stop the ear ache and get some peace!
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King's Pleasure

King's Pleasure is when you're taking a dump, getting head, smoking a blunt, and drinking a beer all at the same time.
Yo I was mad trashed at this party right, and this girl was feeling my style, so I was talking to her and somehow I convinced her to give me a King's Pleasure, and bro, it was amazing.

mary jane's pleasure lane 

The act of excessively whapping it after smoking weed.
Don: Yo man did you study for that test?
Weez: I totally forgot bro. I fell asleep after taking a trip down mary jane's pleasure lane.
mary jane's pleasure lane by DS612 December 16, 2008

Chef's Pleasure Bag

"Chef's Pleasure Bag" is a sex toy though of by Chef from South Park.

Chef is whoring to keep out of prison. Now he has to have sex with Veronica Crabtree who is real fugly.
He tells her they can use a sex toy called "Chef's Pleasure Bag".
Ms. Crabtree: All right, let's get this show on the road! Come 'ere, puppy!
Chef: Uh, uh, hold on a second, Ms. Crabtree. How would you like to use some… sex toys?
Ms. Crabtree: Sex toys? Like what?
Chef: Like this very special device. *pulls up a paper bag* I call it "Chef's Pleasure Bag."
Ms. Crabtree: How does it work?
Chef: Now, all you do is put this paper bag over your head, and it increases your sexual pleasure.
Chef's Pleasure Bag by 28052010 September 2, 2010

Blind Man's Pleasure 

1) A fugly chick so horrid only the Blind will smile at that baish.

2) need for the use of a blindfold to forget about the vision of one ugly succubus.
* Timmy had some Blind Man's Pleasure with Tina after having acid poured into his eyes.
*Thankfully i had a paperbag handy to enjoy some Blind Man's Pleasure after seeing a face that looks like Carmen Electra after getting beatin in the face, scarred with a butcher knife, bitten by a rat, and pissed on.

her majesty's pleasure 

Prison. Derives from "HMP" or "Her Majesty's Prison", a prefix applied to all prisons in the UK.
"Tommy just spent 6 weeks on holiday at Her Majesty's Pleasure"

Biker's Pleasure 

When riding a bike, the seat of the bike putting unnecessary pressure in or around the crotch area
I asked Sara if she wanted to ride again today, but she Declined the offer, saying she was icing her biker's pleasure.
Biker's Pleasure by Lehighton December 17, 2012