playing the trambone

a handjob and a blow job at the same time

hey bitch, get yo punk ass back here and play my trombone! i dont got time 4 both!

playing the trambone by fucksoid February 17, 2005

playing the trombone 

Getting your ass licked and being jerked off at the same time!

An extension of tossing the salad

"At first i was like ... is this gay? but then i sort of liked it & realized that it was a girl licking my ass ... then she jerked me off at the same time as if she was playing the trombone or something?"

playing the trombone by Fukeneh82 April 27, 2005

playing the trombone 

Jacking off.

"Playing the trombone originated from an American movie in the 70's. The jock of the movie referred to 'whacking off' as 'playing his trombone'

"I played my trombone like a mad musician right now. The spit valve was pouring like a sucker."

playing the trombone by sally February 4, 2005

Playing the trombone 

Blow job

"After three martinis and with my pants on the floor around my legs she was really Playing the trombone if you know what I mean."

Playing the trombone by WitchMD November 10, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022