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National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day 

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.
Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

Playinghand 

A thing type species that has no legs and almost (but not really) resembles a hand
The Playinghands had to embark on another adventure through time

Handsy Without Paying 

to be excessively aggressive with stripper or hookers while having no intention of paying them for any service
Last night I got handsy without paying. That hooker never saw it coming.
Handsy Without Paying by CuracaoAL December 22, 2009